Monday, September 17, 2018

The Lickship Express

I AM the Lickship Express
Silently floating on my current quest
To slide my tongue across something neat
And I'm not EVEN talking about something sweet

Monday, August 27, 2018

Glass Tube Path

I ain't afraid of this guy.
I've drawn way worse...

Sunday, August 26, 2018

Wednesday, August 1, 2018


SOLD: "(F)eel 3"
There's a couple of more (F)eels available in the shop.
Ink on paper. A4 (8.27 x 11.69" / 21 x 29.7cm
Email if interested.  Thanks!

Tuesday, July 31, 2018

Tongue Sticker Outer

Don't Ever Let A Tongue-Sticker-Outer
Make You A Doubter

Friday, July 27, 2018

Tuesday, July 24, 2018

If Fish

If fish swim in tears, do they cry air?

Sunday, July 22, 2018

Thursday, July 19, 2018


Some (F)eels like this guy/gal are still available in the shop!
Ink on paper. A4 (8.27 x11.69" / 21 x 29.7cm)
Email if interested.  Cheers!

Friday, June 22, 2018


FOR SALE! New, original ink: "EagleSeagullBeagle"
A5 (5.75" x 8.5"/ 15cm x 215cm)
Permanent ink on medium weight (190 g/m2) Strathmore mixed media paper.
Paypal with your shipping address.  
Thanks! -Brad

Thursday, June 21, 2018


Ink On Paper
A4. (8.27" x 11.69" / 21cm x 29.7cm)
Other (F)eels here!

Monday, June 11, 2018

Nice Nose

With every year, my lovely nose grew one segment more
Until that magic moment when I first felt the sweetness of the floor

Ink and graphite on paper

Saturday, June 9, 2018

Stick-Out Tooth

Him with the stick-out tooth

Wednesday, June 6, 2018

Multi-Plane Ass Supports

Multi-Plane Ass Supports®
Supporting The Ass From Multi-Planes Since 75316

Ink On Paper

Monday, June 4, 2018


So long ye have been eaten
And now ye shall eat

Ink On Paper

Thursday, May 31, 2018

Be Brave In The Cave

Be Brave In The Cave...

Ink And Graphite On Paper

Tuesday, May 29, 2018

The Marshmallow

"At a wholesale food trade show, a marshmallow salesman proudly
told me: 'Our gelatin is made from fresh pig snouts.  Most of
our competitors use frozen snouts.' "

Electric Tears

It was just a tiny robot bite
But then he couldn't sleep at night
Soon after, he was tormented with drenching sweats, furious shakes and uncontrollable fears
And then we saw.... THE ELECTRIC TEARS!

Monday, May 28, 2018

Granny Glim

Uncle Zim would NOT swim with Granny Glim

Thursday, May 17, 2018

Target Eyes

Can you see someone's soul through their eyes?
Can you see what they love and what they despise?
Can you see the point at which they'll compromise?
Can you see if they like french fries?

Wednesday, May 16, 2018

Refusal To Thaw

Keep the arrows coming
I shall not die by the sun
Let the other snowmen melt down to hell
My ice will NEVER run

Tuesday, May 15, 2018

Tight Snap

Been filled up with arrows since I was but a wee flap
So now I can catch anything in but a tight snap

Monday, May 14, 2018

Friday, May 11, 2018

Wednesday, May 9, 2018

Tuesday, May 8, 2018

The Inner (De)light

Reaching For The Inner (De)light

Monday, May 7, 2018

Bummed Alien

It's SO annoying that our planet only has ONE moon for me!
Why MUST we have the SAME sort of thing that those hideous earthlings see?!?

Thursday, May 3, 2018

Gold Below

With shit-kicker, silver, red stars
And peach dots in her fro
She never tries to hide her pride
That she's holdin' gold below

Tuesday, May 1, 2018


What pokes out
And what pokes in
Should never ever
Be the basis of sin

Monday, April 30, 2018

If You Must Run

If you must run
Be sure to stick out your tongue
And let them know
You were not stung

Friday, April 27, 2018

Hollywood Reject

WOW!  You're a beauty!
And how sweet that you're with me
Especially when you've turned down 
So many offers from Disney

Acrylic & ink on paper

Thursday, April 26, 2018

Two Front Teeth

Bald head above
Big belly beneath
The only sexy I have left
Are my two front teeth

Wednesday, April 25, 2018

4 Chinned Snob

The 4-Chinned-Snob had a nose that was always up high and in the breeze
"You'll never convince me that HONEY comes from bees
OR that SYRUP comes from trees!"

Tuesday, April 24, 2018


I'm an infirm nonbeliever...

Saturday, April 21, 2018

Bird On

A bird on the tush is not in the bush...

Thursday, April 19, 2018

Polished Horns

I polish my horns 
At least once a day
It keeps me feeling shiny
Wandering through the gray

Ink and graphite on paper

Wednesday, April 18, 2018


"My guy is THIS high
AND he's a sweetie-pie!"

Ink On Paper

Tuesday, April 17, 2018

Friday, April 13, 2018

Spell Spell

"On you I shall put a spell
Until you learn how to spell."

Ink On Paper

Thursday, April 12, 2018

Drama In The Pink And Brown Mountains!

"I would NEVER drop you Mr Businessman Head!
Especially not HERE in the Pink And Brown Mountains...

Ink & Acrylic On Paper

Wednesday, April 11, 2018

Universal Pops

Ink On Paper (& P-shop)

Tuesday, April 10, 2018

Monday, April 9, 2018

Sunday, April 8, 2018

My Chest-Twin

My chest-twin, my chest-twin
Stuck to me skin just below me chin
Right above me beep, he's a sweet little peep
I cover him with me wings when it's time for him to sleep

Wednesday, March 28, 2018

Wigs On Drawings (WOD)

Ink and Hair On Paper

Tuesday, March 27, 2018

Psychedelic Charlie

Psychedelic Charlie had no time for Bob Marley
Much preferring Metal and Doom
Every Saturday night he'd set his brain quite alight 
And jump around with his dad's favorite broom

Ink On Paper

Saturday, March 24, 2018