Thursday, May 31, 2018

Be Brave In The Cave

SOLD
Be Brave In The Cave...

Ink And Graphite On Paper



It's always great to see a piece well framed!
Thanks to http://www.joerut.com/ for posting this!


Tuesday, May 29, 2018

The Marshmallow

"At a wholesale food trade show, a marshmallow salesman proudly
told me: 'Our gelatin is made from fresh pig snouts.  Most of
our competitors use frozen snouts.' "


Electric Tears

It was just a tiny robot bite
But then he couldn't sleep at night
Soon after, he was tormented with drenching sweats, furious shakes and uncontrollable fears
And then we saw.... THE ELECTRIC TEARS!

Monday, May 28, 2018

Granny Glim

Uncle Zim would NOT swim with Granny Glim

Thursday, May 17, 2018

Target Eyes

Can you see someone's soul through their eyes?
Can you see what they love and what they despise?
Can you see the point at which they'll compromise?
Can you see if they like french fries?

Wednesday, May 16, 2018

Refusal To Thaw

Keep the arrows coming
I shall not die by the sun
Let the other snowmen melt down to hell
My ice will NEVER run

Tuesday, May 15, 2018

Tight Snap

Been filled up with arrows since I was but a wee flap
So now I can catch anything in but a tight snap

Monday, May 14, 2018

Friday, May 11, 2018

Wednesday, May 9, 2018

Tuesday, May 8, 2018

The Inner (De)light

Reaching For The Inner (De)light

Monday, May 7, 2018

Bummed Alien

It's SO annoying that our planet only has ONE moon for me!
Why MUST we have the SAME sort of thing that those hideous earthlings see?!?

Thursday, May 3, 2018

Gold Below

With shit-kicker, silver, red stars
And peach dots in her fro
She never tries to hide her pride
That she's holdin' gold below

Tuesday, May 1, 2018

Pokes

What pokes out
And what pokes in
Should never ever
Be the basis of sin