Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Sirs 60

Sirs 60 were, indeed, just that age.
Gulping is in their past
And now sipping is the rage!

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Line Lovers

A few quick lines
Can create some lovers so fine!

Saturday, May 19, 2007


Everyone thinks Rooter is so calm and grounded
But I must disagree
Whenever we go into town
He behaves like a sailor just back from sea

Friday, May 18, 2007

The Face Of Steaks

The Face Of Steaks had to escape from dripping tongues and teeth.
It found a vegetarian's house with a vegetarian mouse who helped it hide quietly underneath.
"I'm so tired of eating vegetables! I feel so jittery and dry!" The old vegetarian moaned and the old vegetarian cried.
He pulled open the door to his basement floor and shouted,
"Well look what we have down here!
The Lord will certainly provide....The Lord will CERTAINLY provide!!!"

Friday, May 11, 2007

Piano Teeth

Made of moving colors
Hands inside a ball
Teeth like a piano
Some folks have it ALL!

Tuesday, May 8, 2007

A Friend!

When you're unable to start
And don't want things to end
Just pick up your favorite pen
And draw yourself a friend!