Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Angry Wings


Just because you have eyes
Don't look at me!
I'm only standing here
Because you have tiny balls that see

Joan's Teeth



Joan's Teeth were nothing more than a stock market graph
Every time she smiled I saw my earnings cut in half!

Sunday, April 8, 2007

Drooper

With droopy antenna not pointing at the sky
There's no way of knowing when you're low or high

Saturday, April 7, 2007

Stacked Brothers


The oldest child held everyone steady
Because his love for the youngest was so sublime
But in this family, as in most,
The middle children are usually a waste of time

Friday, April 6, 2007

The Insect King



The Insect King was so bummed about his pals
All of them were guys
None of them were gals

Wednesday, April 4, 2007

Dutchess Henry


Our leader always has a lot to say
Sometimes I wish he'd just let us pray

Friday's Gentleman


When rocks were liquid
When the floor was a tree
When I was a child
I was free