Tuesday, June 26, 2007

The Inseperable 3

Together at rainy European rock festivals
With gentle urine rivers
Then back in hotel rooms
Watching rock stars destroy their livers

Sunday, June 24, 2007

Christopher Pills

Christopher Pills had talent
Everything he touched became calm
I think it went to his head though
Because he demanded we start calling him "Mom"!

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Mr. and Mrs. 25jx12 34w9.5j

One struggled with the big questions
And stared up towards the sky
The other thought about what ingredients
Would go into the next pie

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Keyhole Penwish

I had a wife once
But now she's back with her mother
I still work for her dad
And party with her brother

Monday, June 18, 2007

Ping Pong Lion

If this chap seems too sweet
And simply won't turn off the charm
It's only because he wants me to draw him some feet
And maybe even just one arm

Saturday, June 2, 2007

Eyes Wheel

When a woman begins dating
She must develop her wheel of eyes
There's no better way to go about
Spotting uncommitted guys