If You Must Run

If you must run

Be sure to stick out your tongue

And let them know

You were not stung

Hollywood Reject

WOW!  You're a beauty!
And how sweet that you're with me

Especially when you've turned down 

So many offers from Disney

Acrylic & ink on paper

Two Front Teeth

Bald head above

Big belly beneath

The only sexy I have left

Are my two front teeth

4 Chinned Snob

The 4-Chinned-Snob had a nose that was always up high and in the breeze

"You'll never convince me that HONEY comes from bees

OR that SYRUP comes from trees!"

Infirm

I'm an infirm nonbeliever...

Bird On

A bird on the tush is not in the bush...

Polished Horns

I polish my horns 

At least once a day

It keeps me feeling shiny

Wandering through the gray

Ink and graphite on paper

Sweetie-Pie

"My guy is THIS high

AND he's a sweetie-pie!"

Ink On Paper

Strive!

Spell Spell

"On you I shall put a spell

Until you learn how to spell."

Ink On Paper

Drama In The Pink And Brown Mountains!

"I would NEVER drop you Mr Businessman Head!
Especially not HERE in the Pink And Brown Mountains...

Ink & Acrylic On Paper

Universal Pops

Ink On Paper (& P-shop)

Mitzi XVIII

Ink On Paper

Bird Removal Service (BRS)

Ink On Paper

My Chest-Twin

My chest-twin, my chest-twin

Stuck to me skin just below me chin

Right above me beep, he's a sweet little peep

I cover him with me wings when it's time for him to sleep