If You Must Run

If you must run

Be sure to stick out your tongue

And let them know

You were not stung

Hollywood Reject

WOW!  You're a beauty!
And how sweet that you're with me

Especially when you've turned down 

So many offers from Disney

Acrylic & ink on paper

Two Front Teeth

Bald head above

Big belly beneath

The only sexy I have left

Are my two front teeth

4 Chinned Snob

The 4-Chinned-Snob had a nose that was always up high and in the breeze

"You'll never convince me that HONEY comes from bees

OR that SYRUP comes from trees!"

Infirm

I'm an infirm nonbeliever...

Bird On

A bird on the tush is not in the bush...

Polished Horns

I polish my horns 

At least once a day

It keeps me feeling shiny

Wandering through the gray

Ink and graphite on paper

Sweetie-Pie

"My guy is THIS high

AND he's a sweetie-pie!"

Ink On Paper

Strive!

Spell Spell

"On you I shall put a spell

Until you learn how to spell."

Ink On Paper

Drama In The Pink And Brown Mountains!

"I would NEVER drop you Mr Businessman Head!
Especially not HERE in the Pink And Brown Mountains...

Ink & Acrylic On Paper

Universal Pops

Ink On Paper (& P-shop)

Mitzi XVIII

Ink On Paper

Bird Removal Service (BRS)

Ink On Paper

My Chest-Twin

My chest-twin, my chest-twin

Stuck to me skin just below me chin

Right above me beep, he's a sweet little peep

I cover him with me wings when it's time for him to sleep

Wigs On Drawings (WOD)

Ink and Hair On Paper

Psychedelic Charlie

Psychedelic Charlie had no time for Bob Marley

Much preferring Metal and Doom

Every Saturday night he'd set his brain quite alight 

And jump around with his dad's favorite broom

Ink On Paper

Dancing At The Dimensional Doorway

Ink On Paper

"Houston, I'm Now Making Love To The Universe..."

"Houston, I'm Now Making Love To The Universe..."

Acrylic On Wood

27" x 47" x .59" / 80cm x 120cm x 1.5cm

Currently on exhibition at http://pilegaarden.kk.dk

in Copenhagen (until 3/29/18)

Hang As You Feel

"Hang As You Feel"

Acrylic On Wood

27" x 47 " x .59" / 80cm x 120cm x 1.5cm

Currently on exhibition at http://pilegaarden.kk.dk
in Copenhagen (until 3/29/18)

"Hang As You Feel" (Hung in opposite direction)

"Hang As You Feel" 

Detail

"Hang As You Feel"

Detail opposite direction

Bubble Gum Bubble

"Bubble Gum Bubble"

Acrylic On Wood

27" x 47" x .59" / 80cm x 120cm x 1.5cm

Currently on exhibition at http://pilegaarden.kk.dk

in Copenhagen (until 3/29/18)

Shith

"Shith"

Acrylic on wood

27" x 47" x .59"/ 80cm x 120cm x 1.5cm

Currently on exhibition (until 3/29/18) in Copenhagen

at http://pilegaarden.kk.dk/

Two Worms

"Two Worms"

Acrylic & glitter paint on wood

27" x 47" x .59" / 80cm x 120cm x 1.5cm

Currently on exhibition (until 3/29/18) in Copenhagen at 

http://pilegaarden.kk.dk

"Two Love Makers" Exhibition. Opening: Friday, March 2. Copenhagen. See YOU there!

Pascoal Sisseró 

b. Mossman

Tongue In Chest

While talking to Jason
My tongue went into my chest

I finally got it out

And finished telling him the rest

Denmark

"Denmark"

Acrylic On Canvas

19.5" x 27.5" / 50cm x 70cm

Keith

Defensive teeth

Wood beneath

Why didn't my parents name me "Keith"?

Ink On Paper

Bubble Gum Bubble

How big will this bubble be?

I'll start blowing and we shall see.

How big will this bubble get?

Does anyone want to make a bet?

How big before it pops

And covers my face when it stops?

Two Apples

And With Sound:

SCHNOZCOASTER!

With Sound!

Art Show! March 2, 2018!

Be there or be painted like a square!

Bedtime!

Happy 2018!

With Sound

Happy Light!

AND with Sound!

PAL 362

Here's PAL362 with some sound!

Pipe Gripe

I have no gripe with what goes on in my pipe

Some jump in when they've had enough

And others climb out and start getting buff

Ink On Paper

Astronaut Snail

On the run from a planet earth jail

This chap hopped on an astronaut snail

Drones and helicopters sped right by

Never suspecting something so slow in the sky

So instead of a life spent behind bars

This chap will forever float gently by stars

Ink On Paper

Phil & Bill

Phil loved to stare at Bill sucking up shapes into his rim

With a sweet, sad longing for the next one to be him

Ink On Paper

Floating Balls

Sometimes balls float in front of me

They're not the kind of balls that others can see

I catch them with my hands and pull them in near

I can hear so many sounds when I hold them to my ear

While colors and shapes dance all around the sphere

Then I feel the ball start to pull away

Heading back to the bowling alley before the end of the day

Ink On Paper

Catfish Leon

Catfish Leon came from Arkansas

He could take on any paw and fight off any claw

He was the father of 30 and the husband of 8

And always put food upon everyone's plate

Once a year he'd step up and brag,

"One day I'm gonna be on a black, white & green catfish flag

Ink On Paper

Looking At My Sweetie

This is how I look when I'm looking at my sweetie

As you can see, I'm shorter, rounder and a little bit more meaty

Ink On Paper

Moment-ous

Four friends who have agreed 

To forget about the past and the future

For as long as it takes to take a photo of them

Ink On Paper

Third Eye

Whether you're gaining or losing a third eye

Your position is still shaky...

HEAR, HEAR!

Hear, Hear!  

The Begining Is Near

Ink On Paper

SUPER DRAWING

It's SUPER DRAWING!  Fresh out of the pen.

Off to find someone drawing, to make him a Super Drawing friend.

It's A Ginger Git!

His arms went up to show off his kit

It was then we saw he was a Ginger Git!

Ink On Paper

Which AC/DC Singer Is Thee Best? The Alien Decides!

Oh my sweet Alien

I'm so surprised to see you have a hairy chest

Well then maybe you could kindly tell me 

Which AC/DC singer is Thee Best?