Saturday, July 21, 2007

Tuner

"Stay Tuned!" said the autograph
From Bill's favorite rock star

The rock star later died
While smoking a cigar

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

The Inseperable 3

Together at rainy European rock festivals
With gentle urine rivers
Then back in hotel rooms
Watching rock stars destroy their livers

Sunday, June 24, 2007

Christopher Pills


Christopher Pills had talent
Everything he touched became calm
I think it went to his head though
Because he demanded we start calling him "Mom"!

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Mr. and Mrs. 25jx12 34w9.5j

One struggled with the big questions
And stared up towards the sky
The other thought about what ingredients
Would go into the next pie

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Keyhole Penwish


I had a wife once
But now she's back with her mother
I still work for her dad
And party with her brother

Monday, June 18, 2007

Ping Pong Lion

If this chap seems too sweet
And simply won't turn off the charm
It's only because he wants me to draw him some feet
And maybe even just one arm

Saturday, June 2, 2007

Eyes Wheel


When a woman begins dating
She must develop her wheel of eyes
There's no better way to go about
Spotting uncommitted guys


Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Sirs 60

Sirs 60 were, indeed, just that age.
Gulping is in their past
And now sipping is the rage!

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Line Lovers


A few quick lines
Can create some lovers so fine!

Saturday, May 19, 2007

Rooter

Everyone thinks Rooter is so calm and grounded
But I must disagree
Whenever we go into town
He behaves like a sailor just back from sea


Friday, May 18, 2007

The Face Of Steaks

The Face Of Steaks had to escape from dripping tongues and teeth.
It found a vegetarian's house with a vegetarian mouse who helped it hide quietly underneath.
"I'm so tired of eating vegetables! I feel so jittery and dry!" The old vegetarian moaned and the old vegetarian cried.
He pulled open the door to his basement floor and shouted,
"Well look what we have down here!
The Lord will certainly provide....The Lord will CERTAINLY provide!!!"



Friday, May 11, 2007

Piano Teeth

Made of moving colors
Hands inside a ball
Teeth like a piano
Some folks have it ALL!


Tuesday, May 8, 2007

A Friend!


When you're unable to start
And don't want things to end
Just pick up your favorite pen
And draw yourself a friend!

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Angry Wings


Just because you have eyes
Don't look at me!
I'm only standing here
Because you have tiny balls that see

Joan's Teeth



Joan's Teeth were nothing more than a stock market graph
Every time she smiled I saw my earnings cut in half!

Sunday, April 8, 2007

Drooper

With droopy antenna not pointing at the sky
There's no way of knowing when you're low or high

Saturday, April 7, 2007

Stacked Brothers


The oldest child held everyone steady
Because his love for the youngest was so sublime
But in this family, as in most,
The middle children are usually a waste of time

Friday, April 6, 2007

The Insect King



The Insect King was so bummed about his pals
All of them were guys
None of them were gals

Wednesday, April 4, 2007

Dutchess Henry


Our leader always has a lot to say
Sometimes I wish he'd just let us pray

Friday's Gentleman


When rocks were liquid
When the floor was a tree
When I was a child
I was free

Thursday, March 29, 2007

Chippy

Chippy felt like he was chipping to death
"I'm chipping away with every breath"
Lighten up Chippy and jump out of your tube!
And we'll smooth out your chips with some strawberry lube!

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Group Show - Little Rock!!!! 3/31/07


Fine artist (and fine friend!!!), Eric Freeman, is displaying his recent paintings and photographs, along with the works of
eight other artists, at a group show he's curating in Little Rock, Arkansas. He kindly invited me to submit some works which makes me the only non-Little Rocker in the show. So, it's indeed an honor to send some deep vibes to the deep south!

Below are my submissions. They're all permanent ink on 8.5 " x 11" neutral color, archival paper. You can see them bigger if you click 'em! And the Figurines music video will be looping on the wall there as well!

Eric has a larger exhibition of his paintings beginning next month (April 20 - Sept. 2, 2007) at The Arts & Science Center For Southeast Arkansas in Pine Bluff.

He'll be showing with the glass sculptures from another native Arkansas artist, James Hayes.

These two creators went to elementary school together and have stayed in touch, so it should be a fantastic and friendly show of ripened creativity!

"Life (Male)"

"You Will Never Die"

"Gossip Worms"
"HeTree"

"A Mom Again"

"Team Aura #1"
"Team Aura #2"
"Little Smeller"
"Skyless Birds"
"Groom Invasion"
"Dream Protection"
"Slobs Of War"
"Cheerleading The Spirit"

"Back In The Day" - Figurines (Denmark)

The animated music video I created and directed for the Danish rock band Figurines.

Aaron Blecha animated it and we assembled everything at the Animation Workshop in Viborg, Denmark.

The last frame of the animation is the cover drawing I did
for their "Skeleton" CD. I worked backwards from that image to tell the story of
how the character made it to the CD cover!

It's been getting alot of online views and it was just broadcast on Danish
National Television on DR1's "Liga" music program.

The piece has it's own production blog which charts the development and progress of
the project.

Time will tell if it gets accepted to any film/animation festivals I've been applying to.

Have a look: