Wednesday, April 3, 2013

A Pet Pig!

What's it like to have a pet pig?
What do they eat?
Do they get too big?

Where do they wiz?
What about their turds?
What do you know?
What have you heard?

Can they climb up stairs?
Where do they sleep?
Will they oink and squeal if they hear something creep?

Do pet pigs bite?
Do they play with a ball?
Do you know anything about pet pigs at all?

If you have a pet pig and you name him Sammy
Will you still be able to eat the holiday hammy?

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